Monday 26 December 2022

Evil Jordan pt. 2 - Mark

Hey folks, Evil Jordan (one of my ongoing collabs with punchhisnuts) is back with another tale of David vs Goliath. He's already managed to get rid of his sister's boyfriend by going for the balls in part one... let's see how he handles his annoying older brother 😏

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It had been a long and uncomfortable few hours for 13 year old Jordan and his 18 year old brother Mark as they flew back home to Australia after visiting their older sister in the UK for a couple of weeks.


Their sister had moved to the UK for a fresh start after breaking up with her long-term boyfriend Will the previous year following an unsavoury incident at the family home. Mark had been out that night with some friends but couldn’t believe the crazy stories Will had tried to make up about Jordan attacking him, I mean as if his goody-two-shoes little brother was even capable of something like that. Mark had always liked Will and enjoyed having a guy’s guy around the house, someone to talk about footy with when Dad was out or get tips on looking after his car. It just went to show you never really knew a person…

 

Despite the fun they’d had travelling overseas without parental supervision for the first time, the two lads were excited to get back to enjoy the last of the summer holidays in Australia and were dressed appropriately in polyester football shorts. Mark covered his frame with a grey hoodie and was freeballing in his footy shorts after forgetting to do any washing before coming home.

 

Mark was super excited to get home, he’d just finished high school and was on a rugby scholarship to university next month. He was also keen to hook up with his casual fling as soon as he landed, it’d been a long couple of weeks without sex for the randy teen and the back-up in his babymakers was starting to get to him.

 

Mark and Jordan were among the only people in the cabin still awake with the lights dimmed and most passengers around them snoozed in airline-branded eye masks trying to get a little shuteye on the long journey. The cabin was set out in a 2-4-2 seating layout, and Mark and Jordan had managed to get two seats by themselves with Mark by the window and Jordan by the aisle.  

 

Mark had just finished watching a movie when he let out an obnoxiously loud yawn, startling his younger brother just as he’d been about to finally fall asleep. Jordan death stared his older bro, pissed off and irritated; Mark was always being loud to prove he was “alpha” or some shit.


Jordan sunk back into his seat, increasingly annoyed at Mark after spending so many hours stuck next to him in a confined space. A few minutes passed, Jordan was once again on the precipice of slipping off to sleep when he was abruptly nudged in the shoulder by his brother.

 

“Right lil bro, gotta piss” Mark said with a wink. Jordan groaned as he prepared to unbuckle his seatbelt to get up and let Mark out, but Mark had other plans. The 18 year-old leapt from his chair, catapulting himself across his little bro. Unfortunately for Jordan, Mark’s left foot went astray landing right on his groin.

 

“Oooooh!” squeaked Jordan “What the fuck man!? You just stood on my balls!” Jordan yelped as Mark stumbled off him, he shot his older brother an angry glare.

 

“Ooops sorry little bud” Mark chuckled ruffling his younger brother’s hair, “just an unfortunate little accident” he said cockily.

 

“Bullshit” Jordan spat back “You did that on purpose!”

 

“Yeah? What you gonna do about it?” Mark asked as he smirked, sauntering down the aisle to the bathroom leaving Jordan stewing and rubbing his sore nuts.

 

A couple of minutes later Mark returned, being met by a cold glare from his brother.

 

“Damn, sure was good to give my monster some breathing room” Mark joked crudely, “Scoot over bud” he said as he squeezed past Jordan back to his seat.

 

Jordan kept his right hand covering his nuts as his brother lifted his left leg up and over to climb past him. He carefully waited until Mark was in just the right position with each of his legs either side of Jordan to strike his left fist up and uppercut Mark right in his exposed crotch.

 

“Oooohhfftt… fuck!!” Mark yelped as he tumbled over, collapsing forcefully into his seat.

 

Jordan had hit him square in his sensitive lower-hanging right ball. Jordan had shared a room with his older bro his whole life and had seen him walking around naked plenty of times, so he knew exactly where to aim for maximum damage.

 

“Be quiet asshole, you’re gonna wake everyone up” Jordan whispered nastily, all the while enjoying the noises Mark was making and the pained look that washed over his handsome face.

 

“Fuck you…” Mark groaned through gritted teeth as he lifted his clenched left fist in the air. Before Jordan could react, Mark smashed his fist down into the mound in Jordan’s shorts. Jordan let out a gasp at the unexpected retaliation as his mouth formed a perfect ‘o’ shape.

 

“How do you like them apples?” Mark joked as both brothers massaged their battered nutsacks. Mark leaned back into his chair while exhaling softly. The older brother having made the mistake that this would be the end of hostilities.

 

Jordan on the other hand was far from relaxed, instead he found himself mightily pissed off. He couldn’t stand being sat next to his older brother, in fact he hated him. “What a jerk” Jordan thought “sitting there with that dumb look on his face.” He couldn't help but think Mark looked perpetually stupid, like he was stoned or something, but he wasn't... that was just how he looked. "and now he's scratching himself" Jordan kept thinking as Mark blatantly adjusted his balls "he's such a fucking ignoramus. I fucking hate him."

 

Jordan clenched his eyes tightly, his face scrunched up in agony as another wave of pain washed over him from the blow to his teenaged balls. Jordan was sick and tired of his cocky older brother deciding unilaterally when fights were over, especially ones that he started. He eyed Mark menacingly.

 

Moving with lightning speed, Jordan quickly flicked his older bro in the eye, a carefully crafted move to distract him. As Mark was busy spluttering “ow dude, what the hell? You little shit that fucking hurt!” Jordan had already raised his fist into the air and in one fell swoop sent it crashing down between Mark’s legs, again aiming for rightie.

 

Jordan smiled gleefuly as he felt Mark’s body shudder at the sudden impact, but this time he didn’t stop, opting to sink his fist as far into the meaty orb as possible until it was pressed deep into the seat. Then to add salt to the wound, Jordan began to make short, sharp calculated twists of his wrist to really grind down on Mark’s right ball.

 

"AH FUCK!" Mark started to stammer in a panic, squirming in his seat as his more sensitive ball got flattened.

"DUDE! STOP!" He cried, his deep voice becoming hoarse, and his eyes started to dart back and forth between his psychotic little brother and his pain-ravaged crotch.

 

"Not until you promise to quit it! Stop hitting my nuts bro!" Jordan retorted.

"Ok! Ok! I promise Jesus! Just... ooohh.... just..... arrgghhhh.... stop!!!" Mark pleaded pitifully.

 

Jordan slowly removed his fist, smirking as he felt his brother’s ball unflatten and return to its usual size.

As the blood flowed back into his right nut, Mark slumped back into his seat lowering his baseball cap to cover his face and the shame of the pain his nerdy little bro had caused him.

 

"Leave me alone, ok? Or you're gonna regret it" Jordan warned, a little surprised at himself for threatening his stronger, older brother but nonetheless proud of himself. Mark merely groaned before slurring “whatever dude” as he fought back tears underneath his baseball cap and placed his left hand loosely over his junk so it could gently massage his battered pride.

 

With his spare hand, Mark grabbed his pillow and lay it on top of his crotch to fend off any further attacks. The 18 year old stud clenched his teary eyes closed and tried to drift off to sleep…

 

About and hour later, Mark awoke. As he slept, all he could dream of was running commentary from his rugby coach. He worshipped his coach; he had invested so heavily in Mark and Mark seriously thought of him as basically just a second Dad.

 

His coach always told him at practice “There’s no such thing as 2nd place Mark, you’re either a winner or a loser.” For some reason, that was really getting to him right now. He was getting irate, angry even.

 

How dare his 13 year old little brother challenge him like that? Mark had taught him everything he knows, well the important stuff anyway – how to catch a football, how to talk to girls, he even gave the little twerp tips on how to jerk off without getting caught – and now here he was fucking threatening him.

 

That was absolutely ridiculous Mark thought. He was a rugby stud, he was on a scholarship, he was the fucking man of the house after Dad, and he was now legally an adult. His younger barely pubescent bro had absolutely no right to get away with behaving like this to him; so what if Mark had started it? He was the big bro, that was his prerogative.

 

“I’m gonna make him fuckin’ pay” Mark concluded. He glanced over at Jordan, his eyes glaring furiously.

 

Jordan meanwhile hadn’t been able to get to sleep and heard his older brother shifting in his seat. While Mark was certainly the more physically developed of the two brothers with his taught muscles and his broad shoulders, he was far from the more intelligent and despite his best-efforts Jordan knew him to be emotionally driven and illogical at times. Even though he’d already busted Mark into submission, he knew deep down that his macho-man brother wouldn’t be able to let this lie, he’d have to try and win.


Jordan held his breath as he waited for Mark to make his move.

 

Glaring down at his younger brother Mark decided to repeat his previously tried-and-tested technique of sending his fist slamming down into Jordan’s balls, all the while keeping his other hand over his own crotch in a protective move against any further retaliation. Only this time, he was so worked up by his injured pride that he did so way, way too hard, exerting enough force to cause his younger brother some serious pain.

 

“Fuck yeah!” Mark thought to himself, “that’ll show the little prick!”

 

Jordan meanwhile had lurched forward almost smacking his head into the back of the seat in front. He started coughing and dry heaving at the force of Mark’s blow to his balls. Mark had a brief moment of regret as he looked at how visibly hurt Jordan was, and was about to start blubbering out an apology for taking it too far but it was already too late.

 

Enraged with pain, the decision was made for Jordan. In a stealth like move he suddenly reached over and grabbed the hand Mark had covering his junk. He looked straight into Mark’s eyes and smiled as he began to squeeze, forcing Mark’s hand to clench.

 

Mark gulped as his hand suddenly met the resistance of his balls. “Oooof… what the fuck?” he spluttered.

 

Grinning wickedly, Jordan began to twist and yank Mark’s hand, forcing him to bust his own balls. Mark tried using his spare hand to pull off Jordan’s hand, but it was no use against Jordan's expert grip.


“Ah… Fuckkk… Stop” the older bro was muttering between sad, coarse groans. He tried desperately to flex his arm muscles all the way down to his hand to free himself but for some reason his muscles couldn’t force movement beyond the wrist. Unfortunately for Mark, Jordan had actually paid attention in his introductory human biology unit in science class, and knew exactly where to find a pressure point that was now pinning his older brother’s clenched hand in place.

 

"Oooh... you little shit... you're gonna regret this..." Mark spat as he felt his balls getting more and more compressed as his hand got closer and closer to forming a fist. By this point his arse was squirming and his hips were bucking in the seat. Jordan looked on content in the knowledge that no matter how much he tried, Mark wasn’t gonna be able to free his hand.

 

Jordan was having flashbacks to when his older brother used to physically dominate their relationship by throwing his weight around. The anger surged within him as he remembered all the times Mark had grabbed Jordan’s arms and made him hit himself during a fight. Jordan was gleeful as he watched Mark now being the one to squirm as he forced his big bro to squeeze his own nuts.

 

Sensing the opportunity to build on his schadenfreude, Jordan leaned in closely and menacingly whispered "Stop squeezing yourself! Stop squeezing yourself!" into Mark’s ear.

 

Mark glared back at him angrily as he let out a cough followed by a muffled groan "stoppp.... you... unnghhh.... little.... fuckker... oooh!" All the while sweat was dripping from his forehead.

 

The squeezing power struggle continued for another couple of minutes, before Mark really began to panic. He gulped once more as he inexplicably felt his cock starting to stir in the crotch of his shorts. The pain meanwhile grew more and more intense, and Mark threw his head back and let out a loud yell of agony the interrupted a couple of nearby passengers from their sleep.

 

Seeing his pillow lying next to him, Jordan decided to take quick action and used his spare hand to shove the pillow right into Mark’s gaping mouth before he could alert anyone to the situation. Looking back down at Mark’s crotch, Jordan laughed with surprise as Mark’s face turned beet red.


Jordan had heard Mark's "late night workouts" enough times from the other side of their room to know what was about to happen, and wasn’t about to listen to his older brother’s frantic, muffled protests as he screamed into the pillow while his now rock-hard dick began bobbing about wildly against the thin fabric of his shorts.

 

“MMMMGGGHHNNNGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Mark tried to yell, only to have Jordan push the pillow further into his mouth. Jordan knew it wouldn’t be long now, he could sense Mark’s body was getting hotter and saw that his chest was beginning to heave. His legs started shaking wildly in his seat and he began rapidly blinking in a panic.

 

Things were getting dire for Mark. The pain emanating from his crotch was excruciating, he was being utterly owned by a kid five years his junior, and to top it all off he was suddenly starting to feel a familiar yet deeply unwelcome sensation.

 

Jordan gave his older bro a devilish wink as he noticed Mark’s balls were starting to tug upwards and his breathing was becoming shorter.

 

“ohhh fuckkk...” Mark thought to himself. Then…

 

*SPLAT*

 

All of a sudden, the front of the 18 year old’s footy shorts were sprayed with a gooey substance from within and were left sticky and white. Mark glanced down at his slowly collapsing tent and let out a soft whimper as he turned to look into Jordan’s eyes, genuinely afraid for the first time in his young, cocky life.

 

Jordan held a steady glare back at Mark with a mixture of satisfaction, newfound power, and pity. After all these years, Jordan had a confident feeling Mark wouldn't be the boss of the bedroom anymore.

 

As he removed the pillow from Mark’s mouth, Jordan leaned in to whisper "if you ever fuck with me again, then that will have been the last time you ever cum" as he pushed the stricken hunk back in his seat.

 

All Mark could do was stare down in disbelief at his sticky crotch, totally unsure of what to do with himself.

 

A couple of seconds later the cabin lights came on as the crew readied to commence the breakfast service before landing. Just as Mark reached down to touch his sticky shorts, as if to visually confirm that he did indeed bust a nut because his little bro made him squeeze his own nards so hard a flight attendant walked by.

"Oh my God" they gasped, horrified at what they were seeing. They turned to Jordan with a deep expression of concern, "excuse me young man, has this gentleman here bothered you?"

 

"We're broth-" Mark tried to say only to be cut off by Jordan.

"He's just exposed himself and he has been masturbating all night"

 

"What.... you little shit how dare you try and...." Mark started to raise his voice in fury.

 

"Excuse me sir, there is no need for you to talk right now" the flight attendant snapped back at him.

 

"Sir, what age are you?" the flight attendant asked Jordan.

"13"

The flight attendant glared at Mark in absolute disgust.

 

"Ok... I'll tell you what, we're going to find a spare seat for you up the front in first class to keep you safe" they said to Jordan.

"As for you" they continued staring down at Mark "I'll get you some napkins to clean up, but exposing yourself on an aircraft in front of a minor is an extremely serious offence. Prepare to be met by police upon landing."

 

"But.... but..." Mark tried to stammer, but it was no use. The flight attendant was already walking off directing Jordan away from him as his evil younger brother just smirked back wickedly.

 

Mark sat back in his chair, eyes wide open with panic as he suddenly thought “It's just that kind of incident that's going to cost me my rugby scholarship”. He gulped as the plane began its descent…

 

***

The incident on the plane ended up totally upending Mark’s plans for summer. Instead of going home to bang his fling senseless, he found himself immediately packing his things to vacate his shared bedroom after his parents refused to have him live under the same roof for Jordan’s safety.

Stripped of his rugby scholarship and without the grades to otherwise get into uni, he was forced to take a bricklaying apprenticeship that paid so little he was forced to live out of his car. Yep, Jordan was pretty pleased with his handiwork.

Just by targeting their balls he’d caused his sister’s ex-boyfriend to get dumped, and now he’d managed to make his douchey older brother homeless forced to split his time between searing hot construction sites and a 1998 Commodore with no air conditioning and in the process, he no longer had to share a room! Frankly he couldn’t wait to see what he could make happen next.

Thursday 8 December 2022

Mike's Kitchen Nightmare

 


Hey dudes, here's a little slapstick story featuring some of the characters from the Sports Centre Alone series during their time in prison. Hope you enjoy!

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Mike, Aaron and Brad were halfway through their twelve month sentences for destruction of public property and what the judge had described as a “cruel and unusual” attempted food contamination after the three had been caught with their genitals buried in cafeteria food.

Unfortunately for the lads, their bizarre and incoherent ramblings about some mysterious younger high-school kids who had lured them into a series of nut-crunching traps had wrung hollow with both the judge and the jury; and with no trace of these so-called kids found on the site afterwards with Dylan having carefully erased the CCTV footage of the evening, not even the lads’ lawyer truthfully believed their innocence, so had done a pretty half-assed job defending them.

The jury had taken no time at all in reaching a unanimous guilty verdict, and the judge had no qualms about handing them a harsher than typical punishment for this kind of crime after having wasted so much of the court’s time with their idiotic and clearly made-up stories.

The case had brought a great deal of unwelcome media attention to Brad and Mike’s college, and the two had quickly found themselves expelled; Aaron too lost his coveted soccer scholarship that he had been due to commence after the summer.

To make matters worse, the boys’ cocks and balls had all been so massively damaged throughout the night that they had to be wrapped up in thick layers to assist the healing process – Mike hadn't seen his proud member in months and had been forced to suffer through repeated humiliating and painful medical examinations of them to monitor the progress he was making.

Fortunately for Mike, he had been healing at a faster rate than either Brad or Aaron, much to their chagrin, and had finally been allowed to have his junk removed from their bandage and gauze tomb earlier that day.

Mike had loved the feeling of the hot water running over his naked cock and balls for the first time in months in the showers that morning and had to work very hard not to pop a boner surrounded by the other inmates. Fuck though, tonight he was definitely gonna take Mike Junior for a test drive no matter how much Brad (now his cellmate) might protest. And he’d be sure to rub it into Aaron when they next saw him in the prison yard.

Yeah, Brad would sit their grim-faced and miserable as Mike worked his magic on the top bunk that night. Brad might have been the king of the jungle in college, but here in jail his prized dick was locked up in some kind of thick plastic tube owing to the particularly extreme damage his member had suffered. In another world he might feel sorry enough for his buddy not to torment him with a lengthy self-pleasure fest from within the very same cell, but Mike needed this. A quick sneaky jerk off in some kind of semi-discreet location away from the prying eyes of the guards just wasn’t gonna cut it; he needed a good long period of time to lay back, close his eyes and think of all the sexy college chicks his dick had been missing so badly. Yeah, he was Mike the Man, and tonight he was gonna prove it once again.

All he had to get through first was his shift in the prison’s mice-infested cafeteria. Mike had decided to make the most of his time in prison and pick up a new skill; everyone always needed a cook he figured, and despite the PTSD he regularly experienced from spying all the mousetraps left around the kitchen as part of the prison’s pest extermination program, he did find it genuinely rewarding – better than being cooped up in his cell all day like moody Brad who only ever left to shower, eat and lift weights.

Mike’s shift was going reasonably well as they started to prepare for the big daily lunch service. He had an incredibly energised feeling that came from finally feeling liberated below the waist.

Unfortunately however, after months of being denied sexual pleasure, Mike’s prick was a great deal more sensitive than usual. While he was carrying a heavy bag of flour over his shoulder, the mere sensation of his dick rubbing against the fabric of his underwear was enough to send it throbbing skywards as the stricken lad experienced his first hard-on since the incident at the sports centre.

Mike gulped at the embarrassing predicament he found himself in and was conscious that a couple of other inmates had already spotted his boner and were snickering about it to each other. Mike picked up the pace determined to get to his station on the other end of the kitchen before anyone else noticed.

Fate had other plans though, as one of the other prisoners had already snuck up behind him and yelled “Hey everybody! Mike’s got a boner!” before suddenly yanking Mike’s already-loose fitting bright orange pants down around his ankles causing a wave of laughter to erupt as Mike’s bouncing hard dick became more clearly visible through the fabric of his prison issued boxers.

The laughter continued as the force of Mike’s forward motion, the weight of the heavy bag of flour and the sudden obstacle that was his pants becoming entangled around his ankles all interacted to send the stricken lad stumbling forward smashing his pretty face into a frying pan hanging on a hook from the ceiling.

As he stumbled, dazed from the blow, he attempted to grab onto the countertop for balance but merely succeeded in knocking a toaster onto the floor as he fell. A sickening crunch echoed around the room followed by a groan as the bunched up front of Mike’s baggy crotch made direct impact with the toaster.

Worse, as Mike floundered in a desperate attempt to stand back up, he realised to his horror that his two precious balls had become jammed in one of the toaster’s slots. In a blind panic he leapt to his feet kicking off his pants and began tugging furiously at the jammed toaster.

“Aw hell naw dog, who tries to cook meatballs in a toaster” one of the other inmates hollered to the rowdy approval of the crowd.

Mike pulled and pulled at the jammed contraption as it yanked his nards further and further away from his body, his eyes desperately scanning the room for assistance, only to find everyone else laughing hysterically at his misfortune, a couple of other prisoners clutching their own ballbags in sympathy.

He began to wildly smash the toaster against the countertop, screaming louder and louder as with every yank and tug the pain from his nuts grew worse and worse. Eventually, after an almighty adrenaline rush, he finally managed to pull the toaster off of his bollocks with one massive yank, the force of which ripped his boxers clean off.

The toaster went firing into the crowd, smacking the fellow prisoner who had initially pantsed Mike square in the balls with a grim “CRUNCH”… the red-faced prankster was immediately sent plummeting to the floor coughing and spluttering – not that anyone noticed, all eyes were still on unfortunate Mike as the calamity continued.

Mike had been sent tumbling backwards by the sudden force and had fallen onto the stovetop behind him. A loud sizzle caused a series of grimaced looks to appear on the faces of the other inmates as the red-hot stove rings branded Mike’s naked ass.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mike screamed at the top of his lungs, leaping off of the stovetop only to immediately be knocked off balance and land ass-fist on the floor, the momentum of his leap sending him sliding across the tiled surface until his feet slammed into the oven directly opposite.

The sudden collision sent a violent vibration through the oven, causing the pot of boiling water which had been sitting on top of it on the stove to come falling off. Mike watched in horror as the full-to-the-brim pot flipped over the edge of the stove and deposited its contents directly onto his naked lap before the edge of the pot itself slammed straight into the tip of his scorched dick.

 

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“37… 38… 39…” Brad counted as he exhaled working on his biceps with a dumbbell in the exercise yard when he suddenly heard the loudest girl’s scream he’d ever heard in his life.


“When did they start letting chicks into this prison?” Brad muttered to himself “Ah fuck, I lost count… stupid bitch… 1… 2…”

***

 

Mike practically jumped out of his skin as he leapt to his feet, rushing towards a sink desperate for cold water but in his haste, he ran straight into the pool of water on the floor, slipping up and careening through the door of the nearby supply closet.

During a brief microsecond between fall and impact, Mike’s eyes bulged as he saw the open box lying in the middle of the supply closet floor. “Fuck…” he muttered before

*BOOM* *SMACK* *CLICK*

*BOOM* *SMACK* *CLICK*

*BOOM* *SMACK* *CLICK*

*BOOM* *SMACK* *CLICK*

*BOOM* *SMACK* *CLICK*

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

Mike screamed as he landed crotch first into a box of mousetraps. He let out a final deep, defeated groan before mercilessly passing out from the excruciating pain. The other prisoners quickly alerted the prison infirmary, and he was rushed off to get urgent medical attention for the seven mousetraps that had attached themselves to his thighs, cock and balls.

 

***

That night in the cell as Brad did push-ups on the floor, Mike laid awake with jealousy, as he had most other nights whenever he could hear the faint sound of some other prisoner clearly jacking off in a nearby cell.

“That should be me right now” he muttered to himself pitifully while staring at his rebandaged and re-gauzed junk.

He stared up at the ceiling.

“I’m gonna fucking kill those kids.” Mike spat through gritted teeth.

Brad paused his push-ups for a second and looked up at Mike.

“Nah bro, we’re gonna kill them.”

They both smiled wickedly.