I decided to start an Instagram account as a place to post all the little videos and pictures that I love, but weren't necessarily a big enough deal for me to write a story out of. I'll probably upload a variety of more lighthearted things there, think ads, guys goofing around, perfectly timed pictures of pranks or accidents etc.
My first post is my favourite commercial of all time. In it, the protagonist has managed to get a girl round to his apartment (you can figure out what for), and decides to throw together a quick late-night snack before whatever he's got planned next. But things go haywire when he's attacked by his ravenous dog, and both his ass and his balls pay the price. To add to the humiliation, the girl walks in on him in his boxers with the dog, getting weirded out she decides to call it a night, leaving our hapless lad with a set of crushed nuts and nowhere to bury his bone :/. Ironically, all of this happens in a commercial for a sausage company.
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Someone's gonna regret standing with his legs so wide apart
